I love this FB Page - its just like us

The Condescending Corporate Brand Page - yes its a parody - of everything wrong with brand pages. But of course, they blame the brand and we ;) we blame the idiots who dont understand the medium at all and still get paid to google images! Brands can do better! they can hire these guys instead!

Oh and here's a Gem they found (it's not an Indian Brand but wait till one of the pretty water bottle selling idiots do this!)

[link : https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=256096727851001&set=a.216441618483179.47285.207349746059033&type=1&theater ]

Happy Facebooking!

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Bitches.

Copying each other? Or everyone just copying the same shit?

The Doppelganger posts!

Maybe the Art team's on leave. Or maybe these execs just dont have any ideas left so they google 'Resolutions' and post whatever they find on the first page. 

This is not just stupid - its just lazy. Are you getting paid just to google images!?!

Cool Summer WHAT?

This was seen today morning on FB! SUMMER? COOL DOWN? Calcutta, Bangalore and Delhi are freezing already and Mumbai is well cold enough at night! what SUMMER?

Some Social media idiots dont even open the windows I guess - they are what the agoraphobics nerds were in the 90's ! :P 

Social Media advice from FACEBOOK

I couldn't laugh more - what are we, in 3rd grade?  Fill in the fucking blanks is HOLIDAY spirits? It's more like back to school.

Oh and apparently they are a category of posts! like questions or Offers? is it HTML5 ? can the users type into the blank or do they have to comment?

Really? Baby pictures?

So apparently this is active! and fun! :-O

Baby pictures are the cheapest way to get attention - it screams :

I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEAS!

(Pic Removed for Copyright Cry out from the Owner. It was a screenshot :-| )

Did you know there is a Unbaby Me CHOME plugin? USE IT NOW. It replaces all Facebook Baby pictures with cat pictures :P 

Which is way better I think - because you can at least have a laugh!

Happy Holidays! Go pet a Cat  ^_ _^

SM Bitch

Christmas Idiocy on Facebook

So yeah, we all know the social media golden rule - DONT MISS A FESTIVAL!

So all you Social Media experts go helter skelter and try to get nice photos made for 'Wishing You.. happy fucking something'...

Some idiots, just go to wallpaper site and and do a CTRL C and CTRL V. Like this idiot social media exec here - who forgot to even take off the watermark.

I mean c'mon - if you are not going to be creative, then at least steal smartly. 

Here's two more idiots :

 

More Social Media Idiocy coming up soon, as soon as I get time from making few Happy New Year Campaigns for XYZ brand! 

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Merry Coca Cola colored Holidays!
SM Bitch